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Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

Why don't you write books people can read?

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Men have become the tools of their tools.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

In this war � as in others � I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Smith & Wesson � the original point and click interface.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

A hen is only an egg�s way of making another egg.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI�!

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

If there�s one thing I know it�s God does love a good joke.

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where